omg
ew ew grossest salad ever! it was soooo cute and had prepackaged chicken and seed/nuts things and a weird dressing and spinach and lettuce and radish and apple slices and crouton!
except i obvii didnt use the salad because it was creamy and just gross and then i didnt use the apple pieces because i used italian dressing and it just would work.
but then i was eating and the chicken tasted like chemicals but i tried to eat anyways because it was dinner and ew no i removed all the chicken halfway because i could like taste baby chicken and felt so bad and ughh gross. and then i just gave up halfway through because it tasted like poop and i hated it. so i had pretzels instead
that has been dianas dinner, thank you for joining us!
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY
AHAHAHAHHAA
LOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
(Source: xxmelissaxx)
SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS
what show is this omg
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHAT
Hahahahaha what programme is this?!
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD AHAHAAHAHA THIS SHOULDNT BE SO FUNNY THATS SO NASTY LOOK AT THEM ESCAPE AND HER JUST BACKHAND EW EW AHHAAEW
(Source: lvck)
dont mind me im in such a nice mood. maybe its because im wearing a running shirt and didnt straighten my hair? whatevs i get to wear a sports bra(actually dos) to school yahoooo! and the quickmix pandora i got on is great;*
The cast of Anything Goes ladies and gentleman.
Best thing ever.
this makes me want to see Anything Goes.
I just want to be the perfect mix of Kate Middleton, Charlotte York Goldenblatt, Audrey Hepburn, Jackie O, Blair Waldorf, Elle Woods, and a Disney Princess.
omfg yes^89876546890-976543
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